Vet

A sick one

January 19th, 2010 at 09:27pm Under Jokes

A vet also happened to be an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur. For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. [...]

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Tags: Cantaloupe, collie, Depression, Dna, Dog, Fur, Geneticist, Joke, Melon Collie, Orange, Psychiatrist, Vet, Veterinarian

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A medical tale (or tail ?)

August 23rd, 2009 at 10:22pm Under Jokes

A lady takes her duck to the vet. He says, “I’m sorry but it’s dead.” She says, “I don’t believe it.” Vet calls in a labrador dog. Dog sniffs the body of the duck, lowers its head dolefully, shakes it left to right and walks out. In comes a cat, licks the duck, lowered head, [...]

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Tags: Cat Scan, Labrador Dog, Leaves, Nod, Vet

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