October 23rd, 2010 at 06:45pm Under Jokes
A man’s out walking his dog one day, when it slips the leash, and runs away. As the man is chasing the dog down the street, the dog runs into a yard and bites the lady that lives there. The woman rushes into the house and sends her husband out to deal with the man [...]
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Tags: Dog Owner, Dogs, Joke, K9
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April 14th, 2010 at 07:27pm Under Jokes
Driving home one day using the backroads in Hampshire, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping Alsatian. I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some potatoes, then opened the cashbox to pay. Taped to the inside of the lid was this note: “The dog can count.”
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Tags: Alsatian, Backroads, Cashbox, Joke, Potatoes
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January 19th, 2010 at 09:27pm Under Jokes
A vet also happened to be an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur. For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. [...]
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Tags: Cantaloupe, collie, Depression, Dna, Dog, Fur, Geneticist, Joke, Melon Collie, Orange, Psychiatrist, Vet, Veterinarian
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September 14th, 2009 at 04:25pm Under Jokes
LEAD: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and [...]
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Tags: "Bon Mots", Bedspread, Beef Bones, Bicycles, breed, Bushes, Candy Wrapper, Dictionary, Dog, Dogs, Drool Fall, Dustbin, Exercise Machines, Fall To The Floor, Hind Legs, Ingenuity, Joke, Malady, Margarine, Napkins, Paper Envelopes, Rear End, Sofas, Thunderstorms, Whiskers
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August 24th, 2009 at 02:59pm Under Jokes
10. Dogs eat less and will eat almost anything. 9. Dogs don’t ask for money all the time. They don’t have opposable thumbs and or pockets, so they have no use for money. 8. Dogs are easier to house train. 7. Dogs don’t even have the slightest interest in gangsta rap, YouTube or Twitter 6. [...]
Continue Reading Why Dogs are Better Than Kids
Tags: Clothes, College Fees, Dogs, Gazillion Dollars, House Dogs, Joke, Latest Mobile Phone, Money, Opposable Thumbs, Pockets, Pregnant, Rap, Top 10 List, Train, Youtube
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