May 25th, 2011 at 09:52pm Under Jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he’s willing to bet anyone who says he can’t. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, “What’s [...]
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April 11th, 2011 at 09:44pm Under Jokes
You know why dogs have no money? Simple, because they have no pockets. They see coins lying in the street all the time and it’s driving them crazy. When you’re walking him, he is always looking up at you and saying “There’s 10p…”
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January 31st, 2011 at 11:19pm Under Jokes
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, [...]
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January 29th, 2011 at 07:24pm Under Jokes
10. A dog’s parents will never visit. 9. A dog loves it when you leave your clothes on the floor. 8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink. 7. A dog couldn’t care less if you never telephone. 6. A dog won’t get mad at you if you forget its [...]
Continue Reading 10 reasons why Man’s best friend is better than a woman
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October 25th, 2010 at 09:51am Under Jokes
I took my dog to the vet because he was cross-eyed. The vet picked him up and said “Hmm. I’m going to have to put him down”. “What? Just because he’s cross-eyed?” “No, because he’s heavy”.
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