May 25th, 2011 at 09:52pm Under Jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he’s willing to bet anyone who says he can’t. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, “What’s [...]
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October 23rd, 2010 at 06:45pm Under Jokes
A man’s out walking his dog one day, when it slips the leash, and runs away. As the man is chasing the dog down the street, the dog runs into a yard and bites the lady that lives there. The woman rushes into the house and sends her husband out to deal with the man [...]
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January 11th, 2010 at 08:21pm Under Jokes
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”
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Tags: Blond Girl, Blond Joke, Blonde Friend, Dogs, Rolex, Timex
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September 14th, 2009 at 04:25pm Under Jokes
LEAD: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and [...]
Continue Reading A Dictionary for Dogs
Tags: "Bon Mots", Bedspread, Beef Bones, Bicycles, breed, Bushes, Candy Wrapper, Dictionary, Dog, Dogs, Drool Fall, Dustbin, Exercise Machines, Fall To The Floor, Hind Legs, Ingenuity, Joke, Malady, Margarine, Napkins, Paper Envelopes, Rear End, Sofas, Thunderstorms, Whiskers
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September 10th, 2009 at 08:42pm Under Jokes
Day number 180 8:00 am – Great ! A tin of dog food! My Favourite! 9:30 am – Great ! A trip in the car! My Favourite! 9:40 am – Great ! A walk! My Favourite! 10:30 am – Great ! A trip in the car! My Favourite! 11:30 am – Great ! A tin [...]
Continue Reading Excerpts from A Dog’s Diary
Tags: Dad, Diary, Dog, Dog Food, Dogs, Excerpts, Ooooooo, Tin
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