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A Dictionary for Dogs

September 14th, 2009 at 04:25pm Under Jokes

LEAD: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and [...]

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Excerpts from A Dog’s Diary

September 10th, 2009 at 08:42pm Under Jokes

Day number 180 8:00 am – Great ! A tin of dog food! My Favourite! 9:30 am – Great ! A trip in the car! My Favourite! 9:40 am – Great ! A walk! My Favourite! 10:30 am – Great ! A trip in the car! My Favourite! 11:30 am – Great ! A tin [...]

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Teaching an old dog a new trick, and failing !

August 20th, 2009 at 10:17pm Under Cartoons

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Dog names translated for Southerners

August 19th, 2009 at 01:39pm Under Jokes

(English) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg. (English) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg. (English) St. Bernard (Southern) “Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg.” (English) Doberman Pinscher (Southern-TWO versions) Bad A## Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches. (English) Beagle (Southern) Rabbit Dawg. (English) Rottweiler (Southern) Bad A## AND Mean As He## Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still. [...]

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That makes two of us

August 12th, 2009 at 04:18pm Under Cartoons

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