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An American twist on an old joke

May 25th, 2011 at 09:52pm Under Jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he’s willing to bet anyone who says he can’t. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, “What’s [...]

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Tags: Dog, Dogs, Joke

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I’ve got better things to be getting on with

January 12th, 2011 at 08:03pm Under Cartoons

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Tags: Cartoon, Dog, Dog training

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A sick one

January 19th, 2010 at 09:27pm Under Jokes

A vet also happened to be an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur. For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. [...]

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Tags: Cantaloupe, collie, Depression, Dna, Dog, Fur, Geneticist, Joke, Melon Collie, Orange, Psychiatrist, Vet, Veterinarian

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New Dog Breeds for 2010

January 4th, 2010 at 11:38pm Under Jokes

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, [...]

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Tags: Blood Lab, Breeds, Chow Chow, Collapso, Curly Coated Retriever, Deerhound, Dog, Dog Breeds, English Springer Spaniel, Great Pyrenees, Irish Springer, Irish Water Spaniel, Laboratory Researchers, Labrador Retriever, Lhasa Apso, Moot Point, New Breed, Newfound Asset Hound, Poinsetter, Shihtzu, Traditional Christmas Pet, Water Spaniel