New Dog Breeds

Posted by admin on May 10th, 2009 at 06:31pm

1. Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport for those on the go a lot.

2. Spitz x Chow = Spitzchow , a dog that throws up a lot (not one of the successful crosses).

3. Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, the perfect Christmas gift puppy.

4. Great Pyrenees x Dachsund= Pyredachs, a most puzzling breed.

5. Pekinese x Lhasa Apso = Peekassa, a creative but avante garde, abstract dog.

6. Rotweiller x Rat Terrier = Ratweiler, the baddest big little dog in town.

7. Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat retriever, the obvious choice of medical types & scientists.

8. Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset hounds, a wise investment for financial advisors.

9. Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull , a dog that makes some awful choices (another failed experiment).

10. Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that bark a lot…not for apartment dwellers.

11. Malamute x Pointer = Mootpoint.

12. Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that will take you to work the old fashioned way…Mush.

13. Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, this one is loyal to the end.

14. Borzoi x Dachsund = Bordasher, the latest craze in ski-slope companions.

15. Schnauzer x Australian Shepherd= Natural affinity for beer, charming – knows how to work a crowd and has a great accent.

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