Life Lessons Learned From A Dog

Posted by admin on June 14th, 2009 at 08:59pm

1. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

2. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is quite effective.

3. Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue and when to use it.

5. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

6. Be loyal.

7. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

8. Don’t go out without ID.

9. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

10. If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.

11. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

12. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.

13. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

14. Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.