A medical tale (or tail ?)
Posted by admin on August 23rd, 2009 at 10:22pm
A lady takes her duck to the vet. He says, “I’m sorry but it’s dead.”
She says, “I don’t believe it.”
Vet calls in a labrador dog. Dog sniffs the body of the duck, lowers its head dolefully, shakes it left to right and walks out. In comes a cat, licks the duck, lowered head, sad nod of head. Leaves.
Vet says, “That’ll be £1,000.”
Lady says, “That’s outrageous.”
Vet responds, “It would have been £200 but you ordered the lab report and the cat scan as extras.”
Tags: Cat Scan, Labrador Dog, Leaves, Nod, Vet
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