10 reasons why Man’s best friend is better than a woman

Posted by admin on January 29th, 2011 at 07:24pm

10. A dog’s parents will never visit.

9. A dog loves it when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog couldn’t care less if you never telephone.

6. A dog won’t get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about any of the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog will not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine’s Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

And most importantly

1. A dog never goes shopping !

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