June 29th, 2011 at 09:53pm Under Canine Philosophy+ Quotes
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative. (Mordecai Siegal) Admiral Byrd was actually the ninth one to reach the South Pole. Who were the first eight? Answer: (His sledge dogs) Anyone who doesn’t know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog. Anything worth eating [...]
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July 25th, 2009 at 09:00pm Under Canine Philosophy+ Jokes
On the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man [...]
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July 24th, 2009 at 09:58pm Under Canine Philosophy+ Jokes
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch in public. 2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. 3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expect you to take a bath every [...]
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July 1st, 2009 at 10:45pm Under Canine Philosophy+ Jokes
Kitty litter is not food.
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June 14th, 2009 at 08:59pm Under Canine Philosophy+ Jokes
1. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. 2. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is quite effective. 3. Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do. 4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue and when to use [...]
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