April 14th, 2010 at 07:27pm Under Jokes
Driving home one day using the backroads in Hampshire, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping Alsatian. I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some potatoes, then opened the cashbox to pay. Taped to the inside of the lid was this note: “The dog can count.”
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Tags: Alsatian, Backroads, Cashbox, Joke, Potatoes
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January 19th, 2010 at 09:27pm Under Jokes
A vet also happened to be an amateur geneticist. One day, one of his experiments paid off. He successfully combined the DNA of a cantaloupe with that of a dog. The result was a small, round dog with orange-tinted fur.
For many years, the dog was happy. But over time, he became lethargic and morose. The [...]
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Tags: Cantaloupe, collie, Depression, Dna, Dog, Fur, Geneticist, Joke, Melon Collie, Orange, Psychiatrist, Vet, Veterinarian
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January 11th, 2010 at 08:21pm Under Jokes
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”
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Tags: Blond Girl, Blond Joke, Blonde Friend, Dogs, Rolex, Timex
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January 11th, 2010 at 12:23am Under Cartoons+ Jokes
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January 4th, 2010 at 11:38pm Under Jokes
They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional [...]
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Tags: Blood Lab, Breeds, Chow Chow, Collapso, Curly Coated Retriever, Deerhound, Dog, Dog Breeds, English Springer Spaniel, Great Pyrenees, Irish Springer, Irish Water Spaniel, Laboratory Researchers, Labrador Retriever, Lhasa Apso, Moot Point, New Breed, Newfound Asset Hound, Poinsetter, Shihtzu, Traditional Christmas Pet, Water Spaniel
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